Sam was a young boy, good at sums,
Obsessed with bodies and large bums.
He’d reached that age, girls took his fancy,
And then one day he met with Nancy.
He spied this beauty strolling past,
And loved her look, despite her mask.
‘Will you please come out on a date?
I’ll buy us drinks, now be my mate.’
Nancy, flattered to be asked,
Said ‘Yes, of course,’ behind her mask.
She wore this now ‘cos of the virus.
Despite this, Sam, he was desirous.
And so they met for tea and cake,
Sam was so keen, he could not wait.
His mask he took off in a jiff,
To show to Nance his proboscis.
He made the move to impress Nancy,
Although he knew it was quite chancy,
To suddenly reveal his snout,
The first occasion they’d been out.
But Sam had heard that all young women,
So you can get their hearts a-spinnin’,
You showed off your large, naked nose,
And so he sat there, in a pose.
‘What do you think?’ Sam asked young Nancy,
Hoping his nose would take her fancy.
Was his great snout a thing of beauty,
To make her want to shake her booty?
But sadly Nance was not impressed,
And told him he’d not passed the test.
That all girls put before a boy,
To make their hearts just leap with joy.
‘It’s not your nose that I desire,
But gorgeous ears set me on fire.’
So then Sam made his long ears wiggle,
Which made that sweet, young Nancy giggle!
That was the time Sam learned a fact,
Not noses, but the way we act,
Will charm the girls and win their hearts,
So he expelled some great, long farts!