(A modern take on Billy Joel's We Didn't Start the Fire)
Biden, Hammond, Clarkson, May
Katie Hopkins, A J, Cristiano Ronaldo
Rees Mogg, Boris Johnson, Tesla, Sky
Taiwan, Dandy Dan, Kim Kardashian
Sergei Skripol, Bosharov, Petrov, Novichok,
Salisbury spire, Maastricht, Daniel Craig, No time to Die
Tyson Fury, Tim Peek, England’s got a winning vaccine team
Kwame Appiah, Grenfell fire, cladding burning, Cummings turning,
The Tory’s fan the fire
Empty shelves, no lorry drivers for hire
So how do you know when Boris is lying?
His lips start moving and the fibs keep flying
The world stops listening
How will we fight them?
Vladimir Putin, Litvinenko, Erdogan, Ed Sheeran
Harry Kane, Cameron, Greensill fails, lobbyists hail
Priti Patel, Assad, Lukashenko, Kim Jong Un
Kabul falls, Colstone rolls, Chernobyl, Michael Morpurgo
Chris Martin, Gwyneth Paltro, Justin Bieber, Bruno Mars
QAnon, Capitol Hill, Trump Towers, Minneapolis, BLM
Prince Andrew, Princess Di, The Crown, still trouble in Palestine
The Tory’s fan the fire
Empty shelves, no lorry drivers for hire
So how do you know when Boris is lying?
His lips start moving and the fibs keep flying
The world stops listening
How will we fight them?
Pope Francis, George Floyd, Mars Rover, Jacinda Arden
Electric scooters, social media influencers, refugees, no apologies
Xi Jinping, Pakistan, Macron and Sarkozy
Marcus won’t let poor children starve, Plymouth homicide
Elton John, Dua Lipa, David Bowie, Saint and Greavsie
Graphene, Roy Keen, says England are still a losing football team
Stephen Hawking, hashtag metoo still talking, Richard Dawkins
The Tory’s fan the fire
Empty shelves, no lorry drivers for hire
So how do you know when Boris is lying?
His lips start moving and the fibs keep flying
The world stops listening
How will we fight them?
Michael Gove, Matt Hancock, Grant Shapps, Rishi Sunak
Osbourne, Rabb, Dowden and Piers Morgan
Brad Pit, Angelina Jolie, Jenifer Aniston, Keira Knightley
Corbyn at Glastonbury, Stormzy, Maya Jama, homes under the hammer
Murdoch, GB news, Andrew Neil peddles his views
Icky politician sex, where is the country going next?
Gas price hikes, Russian’s help turn out the lights
The Tory’s fan the fire
Empty shelves, no lorry drivers for hire
So how do you know when Boris is lying?
His lips start moving and the fibs keep flying
The world stops listening
How will we fight them?